Thursday, 25 August 2011

i lost my banking virginity!

Okayyyhhh..  I have a confession to make : I just created a bank account last month for the very first time of my life, and i never knew ATM machine is only eligible for withdrawal of money and other functions. FML man! noob!i know T^T ....so just now i tagged along daddy to feed his four legged creature pet with processed fossil fuel . (to pump petrol in case you don't know what the hell am i talking about) -.- alien language. And the main story is this :
After the four legged creature is well fed, daddy wanted to withdraw his money at public bank, but then he said " alamak, parked too far away from public bank, never mind, let's go to your cimb bank first ( oh hell yeah, i wished cimb bank is MINEEEEEEEE..no way!) " walk walk walk, we went inside the bank
I tugged daddy sleeve : "pa...i need to deposit my saving.."
Dad with weird expression : "so ? go ahead ...i'll wait for you"
Me with disappointed face : " I need you to teach me....=(.."
Dad with strict expression : " Stand here...."
So i stand behind a chinese aunty and another malay uncle.
2mins later...my heart

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

what a day -............-

( 5.45pm) 
Today is one of the days that i feel like banging my head real hard on the wall -.-. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with me, there's few moments today that i behaved utterly stupid, like my human brain has stopped functioning! i'm starting to suspect whether I'm actually possessing a chicken brain that has malfunction!
You know when chickens are terrified ,scared and shocked, they just run around crazily, crushing to everything that is blocking it's way. hell yeah. That's how i felt today since last night till today =( , i guess the bad luck demon and moodiness devil wouldn't just let go of me unless i start to worship them like what lady gaga did (lol, that was what i heard from people la, rumors rumors LOL), then i will be famous and magnificent like her lol . Anyway, i think the black atmosphere do drag down to the next day, and the line " tomorrow will be a better day" is not helping me at all. sucks.


(7.52pm)
YOU ARE TO BE BLAME FOR EVERYTHING TODAY...YOU WERE THE TROUBLE MAKER..YOU WERE THE CAUSE, SO SOLVE IT NOW,BE RESPONSIBLE!.agree eh?
Sorry for making yourself emo kay wern, sorry for feeling pity on yourself kay wern, sorry for posing such crappy post people...and sorry for making yourself looking miserable to others. sorry sorry sorry...Super junior LOL. Ah craps! What the hell am i thinking now..anyway,i feel much better now,because of someone speciallllll... ehhh, check this out! damn nice LOL, it was just released yesterday ! yeay!



I think horrr....the mermaid tail is stunning! and and noticed that small boy sitting on the piano? He is Lady gaga right?? right? he must be lady gaga what! lol...anyway , damn confusing la this mv haha ( every mv of hers are confusing actually LOL)


And...........i found a new medicine to cure my "perasan " disease LOL. webcam ! =p muchhhh more easier to take picture, much more faster to upload to pc -.- wait, it no need to upload to pc also. aiyahh! Conclusion is that webcam is so sap sap sui when it comes to taking perasan pics. But.....it's shitty blur ( my laptop not geng  one, what can do )-.-


smile to warm up first
lame 1
lame 2
lame 3
no lame! peace!

I have a damn chubby face, FML. and a chubby body. FMLx10000000000000000 tata!

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

late night

If you stay up late night just to play games or facebook, then i feel extremely sorry for you. * daddy last sentence before he slammed the door* sigh, goodnight dad...
 
Apparently, that was the status i update in FB few minutes ago.
Sigh, dad is right, shouldn't have sacrificing my sleep to online ( for unnecessary things), FML. I still have assignments waiting for me to kick their ass but i yet to do so, hell that i have not even warmed up my muscles to kick the assignment's ass. 
MISS KAY WERN......
kay wern............
kay wern...
come and kick my ass , you lazy bum!
I heard the assignment calling me...playing with my mind...


Am i going cuckoo? argh!
Gotta end this quick post..moody now =( Nights............

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Baskin Robbins +Dry Ice = Birthday Celebration

I don't know how the hell the above equation was derived. LOL. Anyway, the previous Sunday was my beloved aunt birthday,since she wasn't at home for the whole weekend ( went for vacation ), so, basically, we didn't plan to celebrate her birthday.
Anyhow, aunt was back surprisingly earlier (around 9pm), cousin decided to buy cake for her mummy so she called her bf to buy one before returning home.
Turns out...
Secret Recipe was out of cake -.-
then the fastest yet pricey solution was
Baskin Robbins OreoCookie Cake

WARNING!!!
The price of the cake is capable of  forming a horrible black hole in your packet, swallowing every single pennies without mercy.
Friendly Reminder :If you opt to buy BR cake for birthday celebration of anyone you treasure,DO DO DO find "partners", you know, it works exactly the same like partners in business. In this case it is called [ partners for cake], except for that you and your partners won't get any interests or benefits in the cake "investment" business BUT more holes in your pocket. -.-
 Hmmm...where are we again, * scroll up my screen*
Lol..okay,continue, we sang birthday song , cut the cake, ate the cake. THE END. 

The Birthday Girl, i mean woman =p

see the box super nice laaa
                                      
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! wait, it didn't just end like this =(
When we were enjoying the cake * munch munch* my cousin peeked into the cake box ( damn nice la the box i tell you, i think the box increased the cake price ( perhaps rm10) since it's so damn niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee LOL ).But he saw NOTHING! NOTHING inside at all. -.- 
Was kidding again, there was actually a few cubes of dry ice!
(i think the dry ice also add extra cost to the cake price )
Anyway, yeay!!!!Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! DRY ICE!! YO yo yo! DRY ICE IS IN THE HOUSE babe ! -.- so damn excited when we saw the dry ice. You know i know, for normal people like us,the ratio of  dry ice cubes to ice cubes appearing in your house is like 1:1000000000 , i mean DRY ICE is so damn rare!lol unless you buy it on purpose laaa...but for what?! RIGHT?
Of course, we did make " full use" of the dry ice by...


Throwing the dry ice cubes into the toilet bowl -....- I feel so disgusting now LOL
So, yeah,that was how we made used of the dry ice. -.- We used it to entertain ourselves in order to satisfy our lunatic mind -..-
Oh yeah, do remember that before cutting the BR cake, you must first dip the plastic knife into hot water cause if you don't, you'll be cursing the cake ( first layer is solid ice cream ) for being hard like hell and the knife for being blunt like hell. LOL. That was what happened to us, lol, consequences of not reading instructions stated on the cake box. -.-
Hmm..if you are wondering how's the taste? i say 6.8/10 . =)
Oh yeah again! I'm going to reward myself something niceeeeeeeee for officially surviving this tormenting world for 18years in a few more daysssssssssssss =D *excited*
Will reveal in next post! buahahahha!