My lovely friend! =D

 

Facts
1 : She is NOT my friend -.- ( cause she is my sis la..... )
2 : She is  5years + 60months + 156weeks + 428days +  890hours + 697minutes + 543seconds-
     OLD .  ( test your maths! =D )
3 : I dislike her ( because she has sharper nose and smaller face structure ) LOL lol LOL!
4 : I envy her ( because she is smarter and younger than me) Lol LOL Lol
5 : I wanna slap her ( because she is so much thinner than me )wtf, i never hit people  
     unnecessarily one-.-
6 : She smiles and admire herself in front of the mirror every time she enters the room
    (okay, that was me actually ) LOL lol LOL
7 : She can take ONE WHOLE HOUR to pack her school bag  -.- serious
8 : She thinks she is FAT -.- *  if she is fat, then i will be super OBESE and FAT -.- damn
9 : She always offer me snacks but never want to open the snacks pack. wtf.
10 : She is cute. ( I am cuter! ) LOL
11 : She is lovable & adorable ( me too! ) LOL
13 : She is 400km away from me now.
14 : I miss her >.< shy shy wtf
15 : Hope she will do well in her PMR
16 : She will be touched when she reads this! hahahahahah
17 : Answer for fact no.2 ( 15 years old ) the equation was wrong! I simply made it up! 
    buahahahahahhaha, don't curse me please -.-

Who says I'm not scared? Ftw, guess what????!!! I AM SCARED!=(

 SIX!!!!! i repeat , it's SIXXXXXXX hours before entering the hall of dooms. ( exam hall ) LOL!

So here is what happened :

Xy : Kay Wern, you seems damn relax la.......envy..

Me : ....................... ( illusion la u having )

Xy : Why? You look so moody one today?

Me : ........................(  I'm worried and scared, not MOODY, use your brain to think la )

Xy : Finished doing your revision huh?

Me : ........................( I really don't feel like answering you)

Xy : OOiii, answer me la, finished dy or not?

Me :.........................( None of your business, Stop throwing me anymore questions)

Xy : So, you think you can scores?

Me :........................( If i answer yes, you r gonna think i'm ego righhhhhhhht??)

Xy : Aiya, see your face also know u can score one..

Me: ........................(wtf? did i answer you? you can read my mind one is it?)

Xy : How to solve this Question????

Me:.........................( Can i choose not to answer you? My mind is like a piece of clean white sheet now -..-)

Xy : You seems annoyed =(

Me : ........................( hallo? are you blind? yes i'm so annoyed, BY YOU )

Xy :I think i better go now......

Me : ........................( yesssss! go far far away from me before i smack your head)

Xy went to somewhere far far far..................................away, and never comes back  LOL, she did actually =..=

Arghhh, I'm freaking out now, damn ,can i puke now? Idk is it me or you too have the habit or throwing up when you get freaked out or nervous? sometimes i even get stomachache -..- i think that's common righhhhhhht? But honestly, if you ever get nearby me before any major exam and start asking me this and that, FTW, I swear i'm gonna slap you or even bite you , i will get annoyed -.- so sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy XY =( should have warned you earlier.